Mercury Isn’t in Retrograde Shirt – Funny Witchy Tee, Astrology Humor Aesthetic Top

Embrace your celestial chaos with this funny witchy tee that says it all: “Mercury isn’t in retrograde, I’m just like this.” ✨
Perfect for astrology lovers, moon child souls, and anyone who likes to blame Mercury (just a little).

This cozy Comfort Colors shirt pairs perfectly with your morning crystals and herbal tea. With minimalist celestial hands and stars, it adds just the right touch of witchy humor to your day — whether you’re manifesting or just vibing.

Details:

• 100% Comfort Colors cotton (soft, garment-dyed feel)

• Unisex fit — size up for a relaxed, cozy look

• Printed using eco-friendly inks

• Perfect for casual witchy days, astrology meetups, or self-care Sundays 🌌

• Unisex Adult Sizing

PRINT

▸ This is a Direct-To-Garment printed item, will not crack and peel like vinyl

▸ The ink is printed INTO the fabric, not sitting on top of it

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

▸ Wash inside out, in cold water, on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or let air dry

▸ Do not use Fabric Softeners or Bleach

▸ Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing on the design.

SIZE

▸ Take a look at the photos to see a specific sizing chart for this t-shirt style

▸ Please note that these shirts are unisex size meaning they are not women’s fitted shirts. If you’re going for a more fitted look, we suggest to size down

▸ Lay your favourite shirt at home flat and measure armpit to armpit to compare to the size chart in the photos

RETURNS OR EXCHANGES

▸ All of our shirts are custom printed just for you so we do not accept returns or exchanges due to size

**IMPORTANT**

We DO NOT accept RETURNS, EXCHANGES or CANCELLATIONS if wrong size has been selected. No refunds will be issued unless there is an error on “Sugar Spice Apparel” Shop’s part.

Please choose your item carefully and check the size charts as we are unable to exchange or provide a refund for items when orders are already placed. ALL items that are printed with a year as standard are also non refundable or exchangeable.

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